beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

patrick-of-north:

when your crush asks what kind of music you listen to

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amourmadi:

koteddo:

lolsofunny:

koteddo:

koteddo:

koteddo:

My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………

updateI joined the party

NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP

(lol here!)

WHAT NO DON’T LOL THERE THIS POST IS MINE

BUT WHY IS YOUR ROOM PINK WITH EIFFEL TOWERS

amourmadi:

koteddo:

lolsofunny:

koteddo:

koteddo:

koteddo:

My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………

update
I joined the party


NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP

(lol here!)

WHAT NO DON’T LOL THERE THIS POST IS MINE

BUT WHY IS YOUR ROOM PINK WITH EIFFEL TOWERS

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

therealhamster:

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

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Why do you want to be a comedian?
Anonymous

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

foreveralone-lyguy:

ambers-obsession:

tibets:

remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me

i think that’s enough internet for one day

i like how someone stopped to take a picture while you were being killed

foreveralone-lyguy:

ambers-obsession:

tibets:

remember when i dug a hole and put myself in it because i wanted to be closer to the earth and i wanted to feel like a plant and then this fucking old man came and tried to kill me

i think that’s enough internet for one day

i like how someone stopped to take a picture while you were being killed

davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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plantbot:

as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat.